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All right then.
Let's get started by saying that there is some kind of whirring/wistling sound outside my window.
Now it's gone.
?

Uh, well i recently settled in here in the big city. (Malmoe, Sweden)
After moving 2000 kilometres.

Right out of my parents house.

This place.... uh... what the hell. That whirring sound is back. Better get a knife just in case.
This place sucks and rules.

Why it sucks:

1
The whole fucking middle east is immigrating here. THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT.
You cant go ANYWHERE without hearing: Hazzamalblougaelleh HAHAH Jalla Mizbllgblg
And the school i'm going to is like, 70% muslims.
Jippi.

2
It's the second biggest city in the country, and i'm raised in a village with at most 100 houses.
People, behave differently.

3
Noise everywhere.

4
Shitty weather (not in the summer though)

5
I wasted the equivalent of 500 dollars in less then a week when i got here.

Why it rules:

1
Uh.
It's a big city. with the country's coolest and highest skyscraper, the Turning Torso. Interesting.

2
Burger king.

3
All right. I'm tired. Goodnight.